Okies, the poll has gone on long enough. Those who want to take part in this little quiz, or have no idea what this poll result is about, kindly refer to the previous blog entry before reading this and you’ll know what I mean. The people who voted were: Benji (my bro), Khai Yan, Camy, Stephanie, Jason, Vanessa (SCI), Peiqi, Shuiling, Eugene, Renyi, Jing Ting, Jinny and Busty Buzzy. And there was a random babe called Livette who said this is a nice blog so thank you! hahah. For the record, a grand total of ZERO person got it right. (I’m discounting Khaiyan’s vote since she could only answer 1 out of the 3 questions)

Tsk tsk. I am deeply ashamed to acknowledge all of you as my friends. None of you understand me. Nobody understands me anymore. Nobody knows the true me. And you proclaim yourselves to be my friends??? Let us go through the exam questions and see where you have gone wrong.

In Comm Research terms, 33% of the universe voted for “Jas, Ken, Jo” (Peiqi, Renyi, Jason, Steps), the most popular combination so far. Wrong answer babes. Which proves one point (that our teachers have been telling us since we were in Primary school) – majority is NOT always right (& that is why we shouldn’t copy. Copy blindly n your answer might still be wrong. What’s the point, what’s the point?).  Let us get down to further statistics of the most popular option for each question:

Qn 1: La Portrait
50% voted for Jas, (Ren cleverly citing eyebrows). Ding Ding Ding! You’re absolutely rrrright! Some respondents added option (e) on their own, (the 2nd most popular answer at 25% – Benji, Eugene, Buzzy)Khaiyan, vehemently protesting tt it looks like Khaiyan. Hello, do i look kuku enough to bring a photo of khaiyan to India, and insist that someone draw her portrait cuz I miss her so much? Maybe Kenneth might do that, but not me. I’m perfectly straight.

Qn2: Les toilettes
An overwhelming 83% voted Kenneth as the sickly one with lousy bowel system and an even lousier immune system to match. Clearly noone had faith in his manlihood despite the presence of two gentle females. Jinny offered Joanne as an option (cuz she thought Jonneh was the only one clean enough to use toilet roll in crises such as tummy ache. FYI Jinny, I do clean my butt unoe. I’m proud to say that I’m outrageously offended hahah.) while Vanessa thought I might have tummy probs. (I am strong van…) Well, this time, majority is right. Ken is the tummy boy!

Qn3: Boots
58% voted for Jo, 25% for Jas, 17% for Ken. Majority is grossly wrong here. Ken, the underdog comes out tops. Yeah guys, you read this right, it’s Ken’s sexy legs that are shod in boots. Oooh kinky~ And yes I was 100% serious when I said that Ken was seriously thinking of purchasing the boots. In Benji’s wise words, “when I looked at the legs, so bright and hairless, I didn’t even bother to think of Kenneth. And the boots too. No guy wears boots.” Ahhh… I can see where many of you falter. Hmm Camy, Shuiling and Khai Yan were the only one who got this right. Yeah Khaiyan, seems like you do know your darling little Kenny well afterall hahahha….

So that’s it for the poll results:
Nobody got everything right and nobody got everything wrong either. Coming up next will be stuff on Agra Delhi Jaipur. Haha and yes i’m quite boh liao… I’m actually doing percentages for a blog entry. If only I paid this much attention to math class lol, my math teachers might have had considerably less white hair. Oh and here is some random name thing I found on facebook:

Delete the other person’s first name and repost this with the title “what does your name mean?”
J : People Adore You
A : You like to drink
S : Fuckin crazy.
M : best kisser ever.
I : You are great in bed.
N : You like to drink.
E : awesome kisser.

Apparently it is in my blood to be a good kisser 😉 hahah. But all the things written seem to make me appear like a sex-crazed person which is not so good lol. Oh well what does your name say about you?

A : You like to drink
B : You like people.
C : You are really silly.
D : You like to drink.
E : awesome kisser.
F : You are dead sexy.
G : You never let people tell you what to do.
H : You have a very good personality and good looks.
I : You are great in bed.
J : People Adore You
K : You’re wild and crazy.
L : You like to drink
M : best kisser ever.
N : You like to drink.
O : Easy to fall in love with
P : You are popular with all types of people.
Q : You are a hypocrite.
R : Easy to fall in love with.
S : Fuckin crazy.
T : Easy to fall in love with.
U : You really like to chill.
V : You are not judgemental.
W : You are very broad minded.
X : You like to drink
Y : Best g/f b/f anyone could ever ask for.
Z : Always ready

By projectjasmine

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